this is what a guy would do if i was trying to be seductive..awks.
When I was watching this, I couldn’t help but wonder if it was similar to how their bedroom business really goes down… if you catch my drift ~
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How to love a woman.
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there. -Bob Marley
Fellas, take notes.
| 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? yea i wud : | ) |
| 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?nope | |
| 3. Have you taken someones virginity? no enuh, not interested ither | |
| 4. Is trust a big issue for you? big time | |
| 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? yup : | ) |
| 6. What are you excited for? my bday June 24 | |
| 7. What happened tonight?not a bbc thing | |
| 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? its funny but most times gross honestly | |
| 9. Is confidence cute? very | |
| 10. What is the last beverage you had? a glass of water | |
| 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? like beside family, like 7 | |
| 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? yup | |
| 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? idk, anything that comes up really | |
| 14. What are you going to spend money on next? more than likely bus fare lol | |
| 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? ummm, idk, cya answer that | |
| 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? nope, i hope not, i love myself really | |
| 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? the 6 besties in my life really | |
| 18. The last time you felt broken? um, i cant remember enuh, but it wasnt that far | |
| 19. Have you had sex today? nope | |
| 20. Are you starting to realize anything? maybe, u too fass | |
| 21. Are you in a good mood? i guess | |
| 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Hell to the fucking no! | |
| 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? idk, and mi hope not | |
| 24. What do you want right this second? grapenut ice creme | |
| 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? feel like a suck out bag juice still | |
| 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? yes it is | |
| 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? not a backside | |
| 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?a youtube video | |
| 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? yea i do, Ashley : | ( |
| 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? it all depends on the situation your in | |
| 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? not anymore | |
| 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?um, idk, maybe he does | |
| 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?nope | |
| 34. Listening to? the tv | |
| 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? yup | |
| 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? now? idk, but i gues he shud be home | |
| 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?nope | |
| 38. Who did you last call?Mommy | |
| 39. Who was the last person you danced with?Andrew Mayne | |
| 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?um, i guess there were feelings present | |
| 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? a long time enuh, need to change | |
| 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?nope | |
| 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?nuff times | |
| 44. Do you tan in the nude?no | |
| 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? i wud not : | ) |
| 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? yea | |
| 47. Who was the last person to call you?Mommy | |
| 48. Do you sing in the shower?nuff times lol | |
| 49. Do you dance in the car? yup | |
| 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? nope | |
| 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? never stillz | |
| 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? sometimes | |
| 53. Is Christmas stressful? not really | |
| 54. Ever eat a pierogi? nope, dont know wat that is | |
| 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? apple | |
| 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? idk, never aspired to anything when i was a kid | |
| 57. Do you believe in ghosts? nope | |
| 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yup | |
| 59. Take a vitamin daily?nope | |
| 60. Wear slippers?yup, everyday | |
| 61. Wear a bath robe?nope | |
| 62. What do you wear to bed? clothes lol | |
| 63. First concert?i dont have one | |
| 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? i like target | |
| 65. Nike or Adidas? Adidas | |
| 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? none really | |
| 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?peanuts | |
| 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? you belong with me | |
| 69. Ever take dance lessons?yea | |
| 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? no enuh | |
| 71. Can you curl your tongue?i think so | |
| 72. Ever won a spelling bee? nope, i suck at english subjects | |
| 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? hahaha yea i have | |
| 74. What is your favorite book? i dont really read | |
| 75. Do you study better with or without music? without | |
| 76. Regularly burn incense? huh? | |
| 77. Ever been in love? sadly i have | |
| 78. Who would you like to see in concert? Sean Paul, my fav artiste | |
| 79. What was the last concert you saw? none | |
| 80. Hot tea or cold tea? hot tea | |
| 81. Tea or coffee? tea | |
| 82. Favorite type of cookie? oatmeal : | ) |
| 83. Can you swim well? moderate | |
| 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?yes | |
| 85. Are you patient? sometimes | |
| 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?dj really lol | |
| 87. Ever won a contest? yup | |
| 88. Ever have plastic surgery?nope, dont intend to, love my self | |
| 89. Which are better black or green olives? black | |
| 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? if u wanna boogi, do ur thing, just wrap it up lol | |
| 91. Best room for a fireplace?idk | |
| 92. Do you want to get married? idk, hate when ppl ask mi this question really | |
| please well bored |
words cannot describe my love for them
(Source: fuckyeahkourtneykardashian, via serge-island)
| 1: | Full name: Simone Nadesha Bennett |
| 2: | Zodiac sign: Cancer |
| 3: | 3 Fears: be alone, dying and ance lol |
| 4: | 3 things I love: Supligen, grapenut ice creme and girly assesories |
| 5: | 4 turns on: slaps on the butt, random bites, kissing on the neck and men that smell really gud :) |
| 6: | 4 turns off: boys with awful breathe, guys that play girl's feelings, sexist guys and fat ppl lol |
| 7: | My best friend: i have 7 really :) |
| 8: | Sexual orientation: Straight |
| 9: | My best first date: never really had one i guess |
| 10: | How tall am I: 5 something |
| 11: | What do I miss: my lil niece and nephew |
| 12: | What time were I born: June 1990 |
| 13: | Favourite color: Pink |
| 14: | Do I have a crush: yea i do |
| 15: | Favourite quote: a cas mi brown dont it?! lol |
| 16: | Favourite place: food wise: Cuddy'z |
| 17: | Favourite food: Jerk Pork really (i know i am a fatty) |
| 18: | Do I use sarcasm: alot really :) |
| 19: | What am I listening to right now: the tv |
| 20: | First thing I notice in new person: their face |
| 21: | Shoe size: 8 and a half |
| 22: | Eye color: dark brown |
| 23: | Hair color: dark brown |
| 24: | Favourite style of clothing: shorts :D, i cud wear that everyday |
| 25: | Ever done a prank call?: nuff times when i was a kid |
| 26: | What colour of underwear I'm wearing now?: black :) |
| 27: | Meaning behind my URL: my pet name my friends call me |
| 28: | Favourite movie: i dont really have one enuh |
| 29: | Favourite song: too many, right now, its sean paul she doesnt mind |
| 30: | Favourite band: i dont have one |
| 31: | How I feel right now: happy :) |
| 32: | Someone I love: my besties :) |
| 33: | My current relationship status: single (sad i know haha) |
| 34: | My relationship with my parents: closer with mommi than daddy |
| 35: | Favourite holiday: Summer really |
| 36: | Tattoos and piercing i have: just piercings, ear and belly button piercing |
| 37: | Tattoos and piercing i want: i want a small tat on my wrist enuh |
| 38: | The reason I joined Tumblr: it looked interesting and i get ideas from it |
| 39: | Do I and my last ex hate each other?: not really, we gud now |
| 40: | Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: not a backside enuh, i want them lol |
| 41: | Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: yup |
| 42: | When did I last hold hands?this morning :) |
| 43: | How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: like 30 mins if i going work or school |
| 44: | Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?no enuh, time to shave tho lol |
| 45: | Where am I right now? home |
| 46: | If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? my best friends |
| 47: | Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?loud, hell yea lol |
| 48: | Do I live with my Mom and Dad?yup |
| 49: | Am I excited for anything?partying and chilling with my friends |
| 50: | Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? yup |
| 51: | How often do I wear a fake smile?for pictures, as long as it takes lol |
| 52: | When was the last time I hugged someone?this morning |
| 53: | What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?i wud feel a way still |
| 54: | Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? yup, sadly |
| 55: | What is something I disliked about today? nothing |
| 56: | If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Chad Michael Davis enuh |
| 57: | What do I think about most? friends and food |
| 58: | What’s my strangest talent? idk |
| 59: | Do I have any strange phobias? not that i know of, i guess seeing battyman a road *screwface* ewwww |
| 60: | Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?in front of it duh!! lol |
| 61: | What was the last lie I told? i cant remember, i dont lie often |
| 62: | Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? video chatting |
| 63: | Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? nope and nope |
| 64: | Do I believe in magic? idk, maybe lol |
| 65: | Do I believe in luck? yes i do |
| 66: | What's the weather like right now? cool and lil sunny |
| 67: | What was the last book I've read? a Macroecon textbook for finals |
| 68: | Do I like the smell of gasoline?nope |
| 69: | Do I have any nicknames? yup |
| 70: | What was the worst injury I've ever had? knee injury |
| 71: | Do I spend money or save it? spend it really |
| 72: | Can I touch my nose with a tounge?nope, i have tried, unsuccessful really lol |
| 73: | Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? yup, my top |
| 74: | Favourite animal? puppies :) |
| 75: | What was I doing last night at 12 AM? leaving out to guh clubbing with friends :) |
| 76: | What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Bennett lol |
| 77: | What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?your body is wonderland :) |
| 78: | How can you win my heart? when i can trust you completely |
| 79: | What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Lived life to the fullest |
| 80: | What is my favorite word? raements lol |
| 81: | My top 5 blogs on tumblr: Chad Michael Davis, and friends blog |
| 82: | If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? mi hungry lol |
| 83: | Do I have any relatives in jail? not that i know of |
| 84: | I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? ummm, idk |
| 85: | What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?my feelings for a boy |
| 86: | What is my current desktop picture?me with my niece and nephew and mommy |
| 87: | Had sex?its been a while :( :( |
| 88: | Bought condoms? once, a very long time ago |
| 89: | Gotten pregnant?nope |
| 90: | Failed a class?no enuh (nerd much, jah kno) |
| 91: | Kissed a boy? yup |
| 92: | Kissed a girl? yup lol |
| 93: | Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no, but i want to tho, it looks cute |
| 94: | Had job?yup |
| 95: | Left the house without my wallet?yup, when i with the parent tho lol |
| 96: | Bullied someone on the internet?kmt, mi nuh have time fi that to bloodclaat |
| 97: | Had sex in public?no enuh, but its on the list lol |
| 98: | Played on a sports team? nope |
| 99: | Smoked weed? like wah kinda question dis, hell yea :) |
| 100: | Did drugs? if weed is drug, then yes :) |
| 101: | Smoked cigarettes?i have, i rather weed tho :) |
| 102: | Drank alcohol? hell ye |
| 103: | Am I a vegetarian/vegan? fuck no, my fav food is jerk pork, really haha |
| 104: | Been overweight? nah still |
| 105: | Been underweight?i feel suh at times |
| 106: | Been to a wedding?nuff |
| 107: | Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? i have |
| 108: | Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yup |
| 109: | Been outside my home country? yup |
| 110: | Gotten my heart broken?fuck yes |
| 111: | Been to a professional sports game? no enuh, unless Champs in JA counts |
| 112: | Broken a bone?i feel suh enuh |
| 113: | Cut myself?nope, but i cut my hair lol |
| 114: | Been to prom?nope |
| 115: | Been in airplane?yup |
| 116: | Fly by helicopter?nope |
| 117: | What concerts have I been to? none |
| 118: | Had a crush on someone of the same sex? i have enuh |
| 119: | Learned another language? yup |
| 120: | Wore make up?yup |
| 121: | Lost my virginity before I was 18? yea lol |
| 122: | Had oral sex?nah, but i wudnt mind it tho |
| 123: | Dyed my hair? yup |
| 124: | Voted in a presidential election? yea |
| 125: | Rode in an ambulance? nope |
| 126: | Had a surgery?nope |
| 127: | Met someone famous? not really |
| 128: | Stalked someone on a social network? sadly i have lol |
| 129: | Peed outside? yup |
| 130: | Been fishing?nope |
| 131: | Helped with charity? few times |
| 132: | Been rejected by a crush? nuff times haha sad dont lol |
| 133: | Broken a mirror? me too pretty to do that lol |
| 134: | What do I want for birthday?a cake and chilling n partyin with my besties n their men really :) |
| 135: | How many kids do I want and what will be their names?none kmtt |
| 136: | Was I named after anyone?my father's middle name but which it up in a girl name for me |
| 137: | Do I like my handwriting?not really |
| 138: | What was my favourite toy as a child? Pundie, he still his dwl |
| 139: | Favourite Tv Show?Vampire Diaries |
| 140: | Where do I want to live when older? Canada enuh |
| 141: | Play any musical instrument? i use to play the Piano |
| 142: | One of my scars, how did I get it? the damn dog lol |
| 143: | Favourite pizza toping? bbq chicken dawg, yea dawg haha |
| 144: | Am I afraid of the dark?nope |
| 145: | Am I afraid of heights?nope |
| 146: | Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?nope, mi skill lol |
| 147: | Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?nuff times |
| 148: | What I'm really bad at: chosing gifts for my friends :( |
| 149: | What my greatest achievements are: my academics and the person i am today :) |
| 150: | The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: i dont want to repeat really |
| 151: | What I'd do if I won in a lottery: buy a house with an actual road for my family lol |
| 152: | What do I like about myself: that i am smart and friendly |
| 153: | My closest Tumblr friend: Steffi Lee Green |
| 154: | Something I fantasise about: having sex alot with that one person lol |
| 155: | Any question you'd like: alot of them really |
my most favorite man in the WORLD!!! :D
(Source: fyeahcharlesmichaeldavis, via alliahajordan)